SexxySmart: So. Tell me about yourself.
SexxySmart: I saw your page and your blog and want to know more.
Rod: Like … ?
SexxySmart: What things you like to do. Your interests, all that stuff. Whatever that you don’t go into on your page or blog.
Rod: Yo dawg, did you even read my page? Pretty extensive.
SexxySmart: Yes, I saw all of them. But I don’t read those cuz people say anything.
Rod: (shaking head)
Rod: (checking profile)
Rod: You have no profile, g. My page sez, no profile, no chat.
SexxySmart: I didn’t see that.
SexxySmart: You’re not all that.
SexxySmart: Really, you're not.