Sunday, December 19, 2004

Stocking Stuffers

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ...

Okay, maybe it wasn't the twelfth day, but on Thursday I get a plain wrapped package in the mail. My first guess: another DVD from one of the studios. But the wrapping was missing the usual "for your consideration" or "WGA members dated material." Second guess: a book or CD I'd ordered from Amazon. But I remembered I hadn't ordered anything online.

Turns it out it was my first Christmas gift of the season. A porn DVD.

Gee, what I've always wanted as a stocking stuffer. (No pun intended) Apparently, one of my budies thought it would be fun to send several of us porn vids/DVDs as gifts. Maybe I just didn't get it. I'm not one of those people who thinks it's "fun" to send gag gifts for birthdays and Christmas, especially x-rated ones. If I'm going to take the time to get something, it might as well be useful and/or special.

Also, I'm just blown away by the sheer tackiness of the porno. It was re-release of some old Bacchus title, Black and Proud #3. Maybe I would have felt better if the "gift" were more something that I would have liked. But lame it was: ten year old porn with crappy actors, bad lighting, and poorly executed sex scenes.

Wait. Was this guy trying to tell me something?