Stocking Stuffers
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ...
Okay, maybe it wasn't the twelfth day, but on Thursday I get a plain wrapped package in the mail. My first guess: another DVD from one of the studios. But the wrapping was missing the usual "for your consideration" or "WGA members dated material." Second guess: a book or CD I'd ordered from Amazon. But I remembered I hadn't ordered anything online.
Turns it out it was my first Christmas gift of the season. A porn DVD.
Gee, what I've always wanted as a stocking stuffer. (No pun intended) Apparently, one of my budies thought it would be fun to send several of us porn vids/DVDs as gifts. Maybe I just didn't get it. I'm not one of those people who thinks it's "fun" to send gag gifts for birthdays and Christmas, especially x-rated ones. If I'm going to take the time to get something, it might as well be useful and/or special.
Also, I'm just blown away by the sheer tackiness of the porno. It was re-release of some old Bacchus title, Black and Proud #3. Maybe I would have felt better if the "gift" were more something that I would have liked. But lame it was: ten year old porn with crappy actors, bad lighting, and poorly executed sex scenes.
Wait. Was this guy trying to tell me something?
Okay, maybe it wasn't the twelfth day, but on Thursday I get a plain wrapped package in the mail. My first guess: another DVD from one of the studios. But the wrapping was missing the usual "for your consideration" or "WGA members dated material." Second guess: a book or CD I'd ordered from Amazon. But I remembered I hadn't ordered anything online.
Turns it out it was my first Christmas gift of the season. A porn DVD.
Gee, what I've always wanted as a stocking stuffer. (No pun intended) Apparently, one of my budies thought it would be fun to send several of us porn vids/DVDs as gifts. Maybe I just didn't get it. I'm not one of those people who thinks it's "fun" to send gag gifts for birthdays and Christmas, especially x-rated ones. If I'm going to take the time to get something, it might as well be useful and/or special.
Also, I'm just blown away by the sheer tackiness of the porno. It was re-release of some old Bacchus title, Black and Proud #3. Maybe I would have felt better if the "gift" were more something that I would have liked. But lame it was: ten year old porn with crappy actors, bad lighting, and poorly executed sex scenes.
Wait. Was this guy trying to tell me something?
posted by Rod at
15:35
