Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Lexicon Pt 3

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One feature is an evolving lexicon for 21st century, urban gay/faghag/fashionista types. Get to know and use these words. Last week, we gave you part two; hopefully since then, you haven't gone yellular, or hung with a non-tourage.

A long, tedious meeting whose sole purpose is to discuss why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. ("Time for another two hour blame-storming.")

A poorly made java that cost upwards of four bucks.

n. or adj. A significant other who constantly hovers around his or her mate at all times. ("I've never seen Matt without his helicopter" or "I'm going to the john; don't helicopter!")

Involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene. (“Girl, follow your nose. Your two-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy.”)

[Definitions via The Daily Candy]