The Wedding That Won't End

Most weddings end sometime during the honeymoon, but not if your name is Star Jones Reynolds. Two weeks after the View cohost and hubby Al Reynolds returned from their all-expense paid trip to Dubai, the wedding march continues.

Here's an email the happy couple sent out to fans and friends from starandal.com: "We are pleased to tell you that in the coming months, our wedding and all the magical details will be featured in one of our favorite magazines as well as on a primetime television show," the couple write. "We also plan to update our Web site in the coming weeks with all the specific wedding details . . . so remember to check back."

Please, please make them stop.