"Saving Ryan's Privates"

You have to admire the creativity of the porn industry. In addition to finding tons of lukewarm "stars" to make your solo evenings at home (hopefully) more memorable, the producers keep finding titles almost as awful as the talent. Now, the world's biggst database of porn movie titles based on movies and TV shows. (And yes, Virginia, there is a shopping cart.)

My faves? Ally McFeal. Edward Penishands. Erectnophobia. The list goes on and on and on ...