Soundbytes: Help Ellen Find a Man ...
... for Tara Reid!
It's hard being a fabulously thin
party girl and B-movie actress. "Men never approach me," Tara recently complained on Ellen. Not to worry: Ellen's producers have a contest for that. Let's just say it involves a videotape and a PO Box.
Memo to Tara: Ellen's had fabulous luck with relationships! You're in great hands.
Memo 2 to Ellen's Webmaster: It's Reid with an i, luv.