Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Soundbytes: Help Ellen Find a Man ...

... for Tara Reid!

It's hard being a fabulously thin party girl and B-movie actress. "Men never approach me," Tara recently complained on Ellen. Not to worry: Ellen's producers have a contest for that. Let's just say it involves a videotape and a PO Box.

Memo to Tara: Ellen's had fabulous luck with relationships! You're in great hands.

Memo 2 to Ellen's Webmaster: It's Reid with an i, luv.