Which Tired Old Queen Are You?

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Congratulations, beeyotch! You are Paul Lynde.
If you were a brand of underwear, you'd be the
kind that keeps getting jammed up everyone's
crack. People spend too much of their day
trying to pull you out while no one is looking.
What I'm trying to say is... you are Cuntzilla
Incarnate. You are a bitch-tastic slag that
people love to despise... Luckily, if you have
money, you can buy people's affections.

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